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But a Scratch Tee

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The Story

We are thrilled to celebrate 50 years of King Arthur of the Britons, accompanied by his loyal knights, setting out on a quest for the Holy Grail. Imagine it was the year 932 A.D., as they faced surreal challenges, including a killer rabbit, a castle of temptresses, and a knight who wouldn't die! 

Their quest, though noble, was often derailed by bureaucratic peasants, philosophical conundrums, and inexplicable acts of modern intrusion. The journey ended abruptly at a French-occupied castle, where the grail lay just out of reach, and mysterious authorities suddenly halted the entire campaign.
Though the grail was never recovered, their tale remains a curious, comical chapter in the annals of medieval history. "I move, for no man."

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Iconic front design
  • Perfect for determining the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
  • Designed in the USA
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We are thrilled to celebrate 50 years of King Arthur of the Britons, accompanied by his loyal knights, setting out on a quest for the Holy Grail. Imagine it was the year 932 A.D., as they faced surreal challenges, including a killer rabbit, a castle of temptresses, and a knight who wouldn't die! 

Their quest, though noble, was often derailed by bureaucratic peasants, philosophical conundrums, and inexplicable acts of modern intrusion. The journey ended abruptly at a French-occupied castle, where the grail lay just out of reach, and mysterious authorities suddenly halted the entire campaign.
Though the grail was never recovered, their tale remains a curious, comical chapter in the annals of medieval history. "I move, for no man."

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Iconic front design
  • Perfect for determining the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
  • Designed in the USA